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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 40 | | | | Joke: | "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes out right now, but...""Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?" | | | |
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