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| 1. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Maam, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?""Why, officer?" asks the blonde."Because... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?A: She turned it over and used the other side.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?A: She threw it off a cliff.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.First Blonde: "I cant seem to get this door unlocked!Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. Its starting to rain and the top is down!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ?A: She wasnt used to the front seat!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, Nein! Nein! So two guys walk away.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.... more |
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