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| | Category: | Blonde jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 50 | | | | Joke: | Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back. | | | |
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