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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 40 | | | | Joke: | Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it cost?Dentist: Its $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. | | | |
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