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| | Category: | Blonde jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 78 | | | | Joke: | A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, whos the other father!?!" | | | |
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