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| | Category: | Dentist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie! | | | |
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