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Category:	Blonde jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I cant believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"

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