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| | Category: | Blonde jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 37 | | | | Joke: | A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic.Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?"The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid." | | | |
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