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| A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes  |
| One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The trucks driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the mi... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?A: Play ball.... more | |
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| Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?The rest are huntn peckers.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. Why do blondes have more fun?A. They are easier to keep amused.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why dont blondes eat bananas?A1: They cant find the zipper.A2: They cant find the pull tab.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldnt figure out how to refill the hand dryer!... more |
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