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| Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?A: She sneezes.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?She wanted to get a dark tan.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brun... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ?A: She wasnt used to the front seat!... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ?Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say hi.... more | |
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| One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I cant figure out how to get started."Her friend asks, "Whats the puzzle of?""From the picture on t... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blondes house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!"The blonde yells back, "Whats the number?"... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Why cant blondes make Kool Aid?Because they cant figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| I looked into a blondes eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!... more |
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