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| Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?From trying to blow out lightbulbs.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes  |
| A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator."Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde r... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?A: She burys it.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde?A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.... more | |
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| Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: Whats the Blondes cheer?A: " Im blonde, Im blonde, Im B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. Im blonde, Im blonde, yea yea yea..."... more | |
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| Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.... more | |
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| Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.... more |
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