| 1. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesnt serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks... more
| | 2. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blondes friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"... more
| | 3. | Category: Blonde jokes | | A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.
The brunette suggested,... more
| | 4. | Category: Blonde jokes | | Q: Why didnt the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?A: They couldnt fit a deer into the car.... more
| | 5. | Category: Blonde jokes | | Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?A: Flattered.... more
| | 6. | Category: Blonde jokes | | Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?A. She kept throwing out all the Ws.... more
| | 7. | Category: Blonde jokes | | Q. How do blonde brain cells die?A. Alone... more
| | 8. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the ladys 78-yearold daughter... more
| | 9. | Category: Blonde jokes | | Hear about the blonde explorer?She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.... more
| | 10. | Category: Blonde jokes | | Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?She wanted to get a dark tan.... more
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