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| | Category: | Blonde jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 35 | | | | Joke: | A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?" | | | |
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