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| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?" | | | |
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