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| A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, What for? Are you going to set it on fire!... more | |
| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money.She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one.So she began to write a not... more | |
| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!... more | |
| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| What did the blondes mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?"Just flush it like everybody else does."... more | |
| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brun... more | |
| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes?A: They always forget the recipe.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?A. Because she was raking up the leaves!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?A: Shes trying to hold on to a thought.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q: What do you say to a Blonde that wont give in?A: "Have another beer."... more | |
| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Hear about the blonde explorer?She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.... more |
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