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Category:	Blonde jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	38

Joke:	Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.First Blonde: "I cant seem to get this door unlocked!Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. Its starting to rain and the top is down!

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