| 1. | Category: Blind jokes  | | A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "Youre soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and s... more
| | 2. | Category: Blind jokes  | | A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked t... more
| | 3. | Category: Blind jokes  | | Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?A. Trying to read a stucco wall.... more
| | 4. | Category: Blind jokes  | | How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
| | 5. | Category: Blind jokes  | | There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he... more
| | 6. | Category: Blind jokes  | | Q: Why was a blind mans leg wet?A: Her dog was blind too.... more
| | 7. | Category: Blind jokes  | | The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled... more
| | 8. | Category: Blind jokes  | | One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit throu... more
| | 9. | Category: Blind jokes  | | Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !... more
| | 10. | Category: Blind jokes  | | Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see something ?""No"."Then lets go in front !"... more
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