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Category:	Cow jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	35

Joke:	A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, hes a lot safer than you are right now!

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