Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Blind jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 70 | | | | Joke: | A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A passerby remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the dog had done. "Not at all," said the blind man. "I only wanted to find out which end to kick." | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Blind Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Blind jokes  | | Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face?A: Learning to eat with a fork.... more
| | 2. | Category: Blind jokes | | A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "Youre soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and s... more
| | 3. | Category: Blind jokes | | A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my rele... more
| | 4. | Category: Blind jokes | | Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!... more
| | 5. | Category: Blind jokes | | There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them was extremely slow and at each hole they waited hours. Finally the priest asked around, why was that other group was so s... more
| | 6. | Category: Blind jokes | | The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled... more
| | 7. | Category: Blind jokes | | Q: How did a blind man drive his car?A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.... more
| | 8. | Category: Blind jokes | | Q: Why dont blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.... more
| | 9. | Category: Blind jokes | | A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked t... more
| | 10. | Category: Blind jokes | | One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit throu... more
|
Copyright
2006-2008 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. | 