The Jokes Network

SUBSCRIBE ::

Enter your email for our daily jokes newsletter:

Viewing Joke:
Category:	Blind jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
Rating:
Views:	94

Joke:	An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didnt move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didnt respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. "Well... Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldnt even try!"

	Add to del.icio.us Digg this Reddit

More Blind Jokes:

1.	Category: Blind jokes
	A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if Im in the shower. Send him in."The blind man walks... more
2.	Category: Blind jokes
	Q: What did a blind boys parents do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture... more
3.	Category: Blind jokes
	Q: Why was a blind mans leg wet?A: Her dog was blind too.... more
4.	Category: Blind jokes
	The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled... more
5.	Category: Blind jokes
	Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!... more
6.	Category: Blind jokes
	An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didnt move. Then the farmer... more
7.	Category: Blind jokes
	There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he... more
8.	Category: Blind jokes
	Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see something ?""No"."Then lets go in front !"... more
9.	Category: Blind jokes
	Q: Why dont blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.... more
10.	Category: Blind jokes
	Q: How did a blind man meet his wife?A: On a blind date!... more