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| What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!... more | |
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| Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!... more | |
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| For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!... more | |
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| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mums too frightened hell break it!... more | |
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| When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When its been sliced.... more | |
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| Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because its too hard to put them on the bottom!... more | |
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| Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!... more | |
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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesnt get her... more | |
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| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more | |
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| What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.... more |
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