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| | Category: | Birthday jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | Did you hear about the dancers birthday? It was a tappy one! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Birthday jokes  | | Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But Ive got a nice teapot.Helen: No you havent. Ive just dropped it.... more
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