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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesnt get her... more | |
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| Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!... more | |
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| First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, Im having a witch do. First boy: Whats a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.... more | |
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| What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."... more | |
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| What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!... more | |
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| Did you hear about the flags birthday? It was a Happy one!... more | |
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| When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When its been sliced.... more | |
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| Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!... more | |
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| Why couldnt prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!... more | |
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| Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred: I couldnt find one big enough for your nose.... more |
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