Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Birthday jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 37 | | | | Joke: | "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an upgrade." | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Birthday Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Birthday jokes  | | Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more
| | 2. | Category: Birthday jokes | | What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!... more
| | 3. | Category: Birthday jokes  | | Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong."Ill never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.... more
| | 4. | Category: Birthday jokes | | When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!... more
| | 5. | Category: Birthday jokes | | Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred: I couldnt find one big enough for your nose.... more
| | 6. | Category: Birthday jokes | | What is an elfs favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!... more
| | 7. | Category: Birthday jokes | | A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesnt get her... more
| | 8. | Category: Birthday jokes | | Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!... more
| | 9. | Category: Birthday jokes | | How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.... more
| | 10. | Category: Birthday jokes | | "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."... more
|
Copyright
2006-2008 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. | 