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| | Category: | Birthday jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked. "Yes." "Finally Ahve got the right person!" she said. "Could yawl gimme some help with my sons birthday party?" | | | |
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