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| What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !... more | |
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| Why is politics for the birds?Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!... more | |
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| Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !... more | |
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| A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you to... more | |
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