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| Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons?"He wanted to be a hentertainer."... more | |
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| Whats a parrots favourite game?Monopoly!... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !... more | |
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| What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? Dad, dad, look what marma-laid !... more | |
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| Why did the rooster run away ?He was chicken !... more | |
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| What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?"You scratch my beak and Ill scratch yours !"... more | |
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| Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !... more | |
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| What are a parrots favourite literary characters?Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!... more | |
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| What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?She lays hand gren-eggs !... more | |
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| Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !... more |
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