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| How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.... more
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| While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill. The truck piles up at the bottom of the canyon, and everyone aboard perishes. Suprisingly, they all go to... more
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| 3. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them with a sack over each bird and only the legs showing. He sat right on the fron... more
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| 4. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One of the other biologists saw his sad looks and asked, "Whats the matter?"The young biologist said, "They put me in the sa... more
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| 5. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A couple of biologists had twins.One they called John and the other control.... more
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| 6. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?... more
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| 7. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?""The honest father replies, "Oh, I would say at least half of em."... more
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| 8. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough t... more
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| A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illness. After his health had deteriorated, his wife took him to a doctor who specialized in strange... more
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| 10. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)... more
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