| 1. | Category: Bicycle jokes  | | I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?... more
| | 2. | Category: Bicycle jokes  | | What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?Bike carbonate of soda !... more
| | 3. | Category: Bicycle jokes | | Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didnt think wed make it! Jill replied, Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or wed have slid all the way back down!... more
| | 4. | Category: Bicycle jokes | | Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because theyre two-tired.... more
| | 5. | Category: Bicycle jokes  | | A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, Dont you know how to ride a bike?Yes, he answered, but I dont know how to ring the b... more
| | 6. | Category: Bicycle jokes | | Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?Sir Francis Brake !... more
| | 7. | Category: Bicycle jokes | | Why cant an elephant ride a bicycle?Because he doesnt have a thumb to ring the bell.... more
| | 8. | Category: Bicycle jokes | | What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?Petal !... more
| | 9. | Category: Bicycle jokes  | | A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know. "Its a `thank you present", he explains, "from that freshman girl Ive b... more
| | 10. | Category: Bicycle jokes | | When is a bicycle not a bicycle?When it turns into a driveway.... more
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