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| | Category: | Bicycle jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?Bike carbonate of soda ! | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Bicycle jokes  | | A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know. "Its a `thank you present", he explains, "from that freshman girl Ive b... more
| | 2. | Category: Bicycle jokes  | | Our bank manager cant ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.... more
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| | 6. | Category: Bicycle jokes | | What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.... more
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| | 8. | Category: Bicycle jokes | | "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher. "Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy." "Im freewheeling, sir."... more
| | 9. | Category: Bicycle jokes | | Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.... more
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