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| Q: Whats every cats favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!... more | |
| 2. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !... more | |
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| Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more | |
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| What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?Im paw !... more | |
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| Whats furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?A posse cat !... more | |
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| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !... more | |
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| "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked."Lests see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in 41... more | |
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| What do cats read in the morning ?Mewspapers !... more | |
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| Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !... more | |
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| How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !... more |
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