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| Why cant a bicycle stand up by itself?Because it is two-tired (too tired).... more | |
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| Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.... more | |
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| The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, youre lucky because I... more | |
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| What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting peoples arms off? It was a vicious cycle.... more | |
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| Whats the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.... more | |
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| What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didnt want to walk in his sleep.... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?Bike carbonate of soda !... more | |
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| Why cant an elephant ride a bicycle?Because he doesnt have a thumb to ring the bell.... more | |
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| Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didnt think wed make it! Jill replied, Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or wed have slid all the way back down!... more |
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