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| | Category: | Bicycle jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 33 | | | | Joke: | The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Dont you know how to ride that yet?" he roared. "Oh yes!" shouted Brad over his shoulder. "Its the bell I cant work yet. | | | |
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