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| | Category: | Bicycle jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 33 | | | | Joke: | A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, Dont you know how to ride a bike?Yes, he answered, but I dont know how to ring the bell yet | | | |
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