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| Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because theyre two-tired.... more | |
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| My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.... more | |
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| When is a bicycle not a bicycle?When it turns into a driveway.... more | |
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| The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Dont you know how to ride that yet?" he roared. "Oh yes!" shouted Brad over his shoulder. "Its the bell I cant work yet.... more | |
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| What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.... more | |
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| Why cant an elephant ride a bicycle?Because he doesnt have a thumb to ring the bell.... more | |
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| Whats the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.... more | |
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| A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, Dont you know how to ride a bike?Yes, he answered, but I dont know how to ring the b... more | |
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| Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting peoples arms off? It was a vicious cycle.... more | |
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| Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.... more |
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