| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  | | Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
| | 2. | Category: Bed jokes | | How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
| | 3. | Category: Bed jokes | | You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill lay on my side.... more
| | 4. | Category: Bed jokes | | Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
| | 5. | Category: Bed jokes | | Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. Theres lots of room now, he said.... more
| | 6. | Category: Bed jokes | | What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
| | 7. | Category: Bed jokes | | I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed !... more
| | 8. | Category: Bed jokes | | Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
| | 9. | Category: Bed jokes | | What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
| | 10. | Category: Bed jokes | | A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?"... more
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