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| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed !... more | |
| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count!... more | |
| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yards much too small for a pig!" "Im going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend. "But wha... more | |
| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more |
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