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| | Category: | Bed jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 35 | | | | Joke: | I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed ! | | | |
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