| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  | | Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
| | 2. | Category: Bed jokes | | Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.... more
| | 3. | Category: Bed jokes | | What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
| | 4. | Category: Bed jokes | | What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
| | 5. | Category: Bed jokes | | Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Right. Heres a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The woods in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A b... more
| | 6. | Category: Bed jokes | | You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill lay on my side.... more
| | 7. | Category: Bed jokes | | Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
| | 8. | Category: Bed jokes | | Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.... more
| | 9. | Category: Bed jokes | | Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
| | 10. | Category: Bed jokes | | Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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