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| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more | |
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| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill lay on my side.... more | |
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| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake, and gets me up when Im sleepy!... more | |
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| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more | |
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| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more | |
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| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more | |
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| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more | |
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| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more | |
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| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. Theres lots of room now, he said.... more |
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