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| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more | |
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| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more | |
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| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more | |
| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for little girls to be in bed? How would I know? asked Jenny. I havent got any little girls.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more | |
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| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count!... more | |
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| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more |
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