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| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more | |
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| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yards much too small for a pig!" "Im going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend. "But wha... more | |
| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more | |
| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more |
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