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| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake, and gets me up when Im sleepy!... more | |
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| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more | |
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| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more | |
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| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more | |
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| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more | |
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| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more | |
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| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more | |
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| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more | |
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| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more | |
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| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more |
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