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| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for little girls to be in bed? How would I know? asked Jenny. I havent got any little girls.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more | |
| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?"... more | |
| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more |
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