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| | Category: | Bed jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 29 | | | | Joke: | Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  | | Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Right. Heres a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The woods in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A b... more
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| | 10. | Category: Bed jokes | | Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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