| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  | | What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
| | 2. | Category: Bed jokes | | Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Right. Heres a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The woods in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A b... more
| | 3. | Category: Bed jokes | | I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake, and gets me up when Im sleepy!... more
| | 4. | Category: Bed jokes | | Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
| | 5. | Category: Bed jokes | | Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count!... more
| | 6. | Category: Bed jokes | | Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
| | 7. | Category: Bed jokes | | Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
| | 8. | Category: Bed jokes | | Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
| | 9. | Category: Bed jokes | | Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
| | 10. | Category: Bed jokes | | Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. Theres lots of room now, he said.... more
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