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| | Category: | Bed jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for little girls to be in bed? How would I know? asked Jenny. I havent got any little girls. | | | |
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