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| | Category: | Bed jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. Theres lots of room now, he said. | | | |
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