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Category:Bed jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. Theres lots of room now, he said.
 
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