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| | Category: | Bed jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 16 | | | | Joke: | You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill lay on my side. | | | |
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