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| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more | |
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| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more | |
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| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the day I have problems.... more | |
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| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more | |
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| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more | |
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more | |
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| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill lay on my side.... more | |
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| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for little girls to be in bed? How would I know? asked Jenny. I havent got any little girls.... more | |
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| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more | |
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| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yards much too small for a pig!" "Im going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend. "But wha... more |
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